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Editorial Note: Due to the unprecedented uniqueness and immensitude of this article, an editorial decision has been made that the implausibility of a versimilitudinous abstract could not inevitably fail to not lack the absence of the semblance of plausibility possessed by the article as it has been so effectively and massively contrived. A comment—although purloined from a quite dissimilar philosophy—may not be totally without redeeming merit at this point. “It is indeed difficult to outperform the genius acer in the distribution of united samaras as a contribution to singular obfuscation.”